England's Nutrition NaziBritain's Prince of Wales never grows tired of demonstrating to the world the consequences of cousins marrying. Earlier this week, Prince Charles
proclaimed that "getting" McDonald's "banned" was "the key" to promoting better nutrition among the unwashed masses.
This aimless teabag is such an advocate of good nutrition, he used his wholly unearned income to fund a business -- Duchy Originals -- which produces supposedly healthy organic foods. But today the London
Evening Standard pointed out that some of the Duchy Originals products, such as the Cornish Pasty, are not only chock full of yummy buttery goodness but also contain more fat, salt and calories than McDonald's Big Mac. Oops, Your Highness!
Seriously, why would anyone ever consider Charles' opinion on this or any other topic? Think about it. This guy's only job experience is waiting for his mother to die. He's also an Islamist sympathizer who prattles around his castles wearing Islamic robes. Even more disturbing, Charles so actively worked against America's interests in the early stages of the War on Terror that President Bush canceled the prince's scheduled White House visit.
Most damning of all, this idiot cheated on his hot piece of ass wife with
a woman who appears to be
Mr. Ed's stunt double.
The moral of the story? Inbreeding impairs one's sight and judgment.
