Mistaken Identity"Attorney Found Naked In Courthouse With 14-Year-Old" --
NBC10 headline, Philadelphia
This headline linked on Drudge shocked me because I always thought Bill Clinton lost his law license.
Turns out it wasn't Bill at all but a criminal defense attorney observing Martin Luther King, Jr. Day in a particularly heinous manner.
Wouldn't surprise me if this lowlife defends himself by quoting an old Cheech & Chong bit and pleading insanity because "I'm just crazy about that girl!"
Cheech & Chong fans will remember that the judge rejected that plea and ordered the bailiff to "whack his pee-pee!" That'd be a good first step for this vermin. Then lock him up and throw away the key.
