Darth Castro Plans Trip To HellIt appears that cancer is doing what the CIA never could--killing Fidel Castro.
Recent
news accounts suggest that Castro's scheduled summit with Satan was moved up after Cuban doctors botched his surgery. That's hardly surprising considering that medical facilities on Gilligan's Island are more advanced than on Fidel's Island. (You suppose that the oxygen mask was half a coconut shell and the anesthesiologist supplied oxygen by pedaling a bamboo bicycle?) Ah, the fruits of socialism.
Look at the bright side, Fidel. At least in your afterlife, you'll never need a lighter for your cigar.
