What's Next? A Children's Book By Ron Jeremy?The AP brings word that Sen. Ted Kennedy has written a book for children. I don't remember the title but here are a few possibilities:
The Chappequiddick Express
The Little Brother That Couldn't
James and the Giant Peach Schnapps
Sinderalla
Green Beer and Ham
Curious Georgette
Pippi Takes Off Her LongstockingsAny other suggestions? Email me.
UPDATE: Susie S. reports in from her secret bunker somewhere in the Midwest with more title suggestions:
Goodnight, Moonshine
Clifford the Big Red Drunk
The Harry Pothead series
Where the Wild Girls Are
Grimm's "Fairy" Tales
Little Brewery on the Prairie
Stoned Soup
Lassie Come Home from Rehab
Sarah Plain and Tall and Discreet
Mary Poppin Fromacake
Swiss Family Bankers
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Mary Jo is Blue Fish
The Adventures of Huckleberry Gin All classics. Turns out Sen. Kennedy's book is told from his dog's point-of-view. According to
James Taranto, the senator's dog is named Splash. (Seriously.) And Susie S. claims to have located
a photograph of Splash.
