John Kerry Is To Speechwriting What Ted Kennedy Is To Teaching Drivers Education Courses; What Bill Clinton Is To Not Committing Adultery; What Jimmy Carter Is To Hostage Negotiating; What Walter Mondale Is... ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzPresidential loser John Kerry, Ho Chi Minh's favorite American, released a statement criticizing President Bush's response to Hurricane Katrina. Here are some excerpts as reported in
The Hill:
This is the Katrina administration. Katrina is a symbol of all this administration does and doesn't do ... Michael Brown is to Katrina what Paul Bremer is to peace in Iraq; what George Tenet is to slam-dunk intelligence; what Paul Wolfowitz is to parades paved with flowers in Baghdad; what Dick Cheney is to visionary energy policy; what Donald Rumsfeld is to basic war planning; what Tom Delay is to ethics; and what George Bush is to "Mission Accomplished" and "Wanted Dead or Alive."Uh ... yeah ...
Did Kerry dip into his wife's
arthritis remedy before composing that verbal shipwreck? Or did he hire an 8th-grader to write it? Sheesh.
John Kerry believes this was a clever and blistering broadside. In truth, it's proof that when it comes to political communication, Massachusett's junior senator rates an even lower grade than his C-minus average at Yale.
Senator Kerry, take my advice. Stick to the job for which you've demonstrated much talent: massaging your
drunken wife's feet.
