The U.S.S. Who????On Saturday, the United States Navy commissioned its last Seawolf-class attack submarine, the USS
Jimmy Carter.
[blink...blink...rubbing eyes] Wait a second. Did I just type what I think I typed??
I sure did!
I can only assume that the
Carter is armed with nothing but good intentions.
Oops. Not so. The
AP reports that the new sub "entered the Navy's fleet Saturday as the most heavily armed submarine ever built ..."
Well, well, well, I'll be damned. America's most heavily-armed attack sub is named for a weak-bladdered, anti-America pacifist. Oh, the irony. I love it!
Now when North Korea or some other punk-country causes problems, President Bush can just tell 'em that the United States will send
Jimmy Carter to "negotiate" a solution.
