One Man's Poison Is Another's Face
According to the Times of London, doctors have concluded that Ukrainian presidential candidate Viktor Yushchenko "was poisoned in an attempt on his life during election campaigning ... "
Judging from
the photographic evidence, the poison does nothing but transform the victim into the likeness of
Boris Yeltsin.
Seems like Putin's old KGB buddies are losing their edge.
You'll know the moment Yushchenko's opponents start playing for keeps: when he looks in the mirror some morning and sees
Khrushchev's wife.
