"...And Let Them Eat Cake While They're At It!"
The woman who apparently taught Anna Nicole Smith how to marry up made an appearance in New York City to annoy volunteers who were assembling relief supplies for Caribbean hurricane victims.
Control freak that she is, Teresa Heinz Kerry Antoinette saw fit to criticize the volunteers' priorities, contending that they were "too focused on sending clothes instead of essentials like water and electric generators," the AP reports.
"Clothing is wonderful, but let them go naked for a while, at least the kids ... water is necessary, and then generators, and then food, and then clothes," admonished the Duchess.
If a hurricane devastated, say, a French coastal town, would the Duchess prioritize relief efforts in such terms?
After John Kerry loses in November, perhaps Teresa should consider divorcing him and marrying yet another U.S. senator--one
who's more in line with her way of thinking.
