Sumner Redstone Is A 'Which'
Get a load of this paragraph from an Associated Press
report about Mel Karmazin's resignation from Viacom. Referencing a statement from the Owner of the World's Worst Toupee, Viacom chairman Sumner Redstone, the AP writes:
"We very much regret Mel's decision to resign and we wish him well," Redstone, which is chairman and chief executive of Viacom and built it into a media powerhouse, said in a statement.
Despite his Madame Tussauds waxy appearance, Sumner is very much alive and, accordingly, merits being a "who" rather than a "which."
Apparently
Madelyne Toogood is now writing copy for the AP. That should make for an interesting Bring Your Daughter To Work Day at the AP office.
