Goodbye, Columbus
Turns out that Maurice Clarett isn't the only retard on Ohio State's football team. Louis Irizarry and Ira Guilford, both sophomores and returning lettermen, were
arrested yesterday for assault and robbery. With characteristic understatedness, Coach Jim Tressel said "it appears likely" that Guilford and Irizarry "could lose their privilege to play for Ohio State in 2004." (Hey, Jim: if they're guilty, they should be subject to a helluva lot more than a one-season suspension. Sheesh.)
Memo to Irizarry and Guilford: hire Clarett's attorneys to sue the state of Ohio over the rules against robbery and assault.
