Monica Weighs In (Insert Jenny Craig Joke Here)
Presidential fellatist Monica Lewinsky is put off by allegations circulated by Wesley Clark's campaign that John Kerry is steppin' out on the missus.
Drudge links to a
report in which Monica lectures American voters during an English television interview:
I would really hope people are finally starting to smarten up about this and are starting to judge a candidate for his knowledge and accomplishments, rather than his personal life. You know, I've heard it before but it bears repeating: We're electing a President, not a priest.
That's an approximate quote, by the way; it was difficult to hear what she said exactly. Hey, Monica, next time don't talk with your mouth full.
