Of Nuptials And Nipples
A bride and groom vow to accept each other for better and for worse. This, then, surely qualifes as worse.
The New York Post
reports:
A farmer in China didn't realize his bride was really a man until her fake breasts fell off after the wedding. The lonely farmer paid $2,000 to wed the woman in Fujian province - but she refused to sleep with him after the ceremony, complaining she felt sick. Six days later, she tried to run away, but the farmer tracked her down - and as they grappled, the bogus bride's bogus boobs fell off.
I'm no expert but I think marriage counseling is in order here.
