Just In Time For The Holidays
In what may be the most signficant showbiz event since Liza beat-up her husband, Jon and Al Kaplan have unveiled
Silence!, a musical adaptation of
The Silence of the Lambs.
Memorable tunes downloaded from the website include the suspenseful
Quid Pro Quo, the toe-tapping
Are You About a Size 14?, and the chilling
Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket.
Next stop: Broadway! (Assuming, that is, Disney agrees to produce it.)
Andrew Lloyd-Webber, eat your liver out.
