The Democrats' New Mascot
Let me put this as gingerly as possible: six-year-old Abagail Shaw's neighbor is a colossal asshole.
Shortly after Abagail opened a small lemonade stand in her front yard, her neighbor--unidentified in
this news report--filed a complaint with the Naples, Florida police. Having no permit to sell lemonade, the police were forced to shut down the lil' entrepreneur's thriving business.
Fortunately, the story has a happy ending. Abagail's mom obtained the permits, Naples zoning officials waived the $36 fees and Abagail is back in business. And what of the neighbor? Well, I assume she continues to be mean, resentful, and envious. In other words, she must be a Democrat.
