Where's Arnett's Benny?
I've received email asking how the ugliest concubine in Saddam's harem,
Peter Arnett, managed to evade a Benedict Arnold Award. The Benny is reserved for "those Americans whose opposition to the war on terrorist nations goes beyond legitimate opposition to actually aiding--inadvertently or intentionally--the cause of those seeking to destroy the United States." The awards committee assumed that Arnett, a native of New Zealand, was not an American citizen.
The committee will research the matter. Should Arnett be a naturalized American citizen, his Benny will be awarded and, hopefully, decoratively wrapped in a grand jury
indictment for treason.
