Udead!
A U.S. government source tells the
Washington Times that Saddam's unspeakably evil son, Uday, was killed when an F117 stealth fighter, several Tomahawks and a bunkerbuster unexpectedly showed up for dinner last Wednesday. Uday, who's wheelchair-bound from injuries sustained during an assassination attempt, is Saddam's eldest son and personally murders, rapes and tortures dissidents and failed Iraqi athletes.
Uday must be exceptionally miserable now--Hell has no wheelchair ramps.
