Kill 3045 People, Get 15 Years In Jail
A German court
convicted a Moroccan terrorist for his role in murdering 3,045 people in the United States on September 11, 2001. Mounir el Motassadeq, 28, was sentenced to a whole 15 years in jail. Do the math and the sentence comes out to just under two days in jail per victim. It's unknown whether el Motassadeq will also be sent to bed with no dessert.
Such a light sentence in Germany is to be expected. After all, when your former chancellor slaughtered over nine million people, the murder of 3,045 comes off as a mere misdemeanor.