Ted's Meds Don't Work: Is Michael Moore writing Ted Turner's jokes these days?
Matt Drudge reports that at a press conference in New York City, Ted lightheartedly described his up-and-down financial portfolio in a typically crass manner: "I went from no money to a pile of money, just as big as the World Trade Center. Then -- just like the World Trade Center -- poof, it was gone. Overnight."
Drudge reports further that "Turner laughed as he delivered those words."
Memo to Ted's psychiatrist: inject the Lithium directly into Ted's brain.
