DICTATION SKILLS REQUIRED: Bill Clinton has been on the prowl for interns to staff his Harlem office. The
New York Daily News reports that the classless former president's office is looking for students interested in pubic service...oops...make that public service.
A Clinton spokesman, the Daily News reports, insists that it's "strictly business." Of course, that depends on what your definition of "business" is.
The Daily News called Clinton's office to inquire about the internships and was told by the person who took the call that "those positions have been filled." [INSERT YOUR OWN JOKE HERE.]