CUBAN COMMIES HAVE THE JITTERS:
Cuba's commie overlords suddenly need their inert constitution and have proposed an amendment which requires a communist government. Insisting the amendment is "key" to "what we do" after Darth Castro and his contemporaries kick the red bucket, the foreign minister said the measure would prevent future generations from being "disarmed of our ideas." Adding his support to the amendment, the Cuban vice president maintains that abandoning communism is "impossible," and that "the revolution is unconquerable and socialism is irrevocable." Well, if that's true, why do you need the amendment, dingus? Rule of thumb: When a totalitarian regime dusts off its "constitution" to add an amendment which mandates the continuation of the regime, that regime is on the verge of collapse.
